Monday, January 22, 2018

Jesus Water and Jesus Air

Tis the best way to make money, selling crap to fools.
I keep thinking about two perfect products:
Jesus Water - Guaranteed to contain at least one water molecule that Jesus drank!!!
Jesus Air - Guaranteed to contain at least one molecule that was in Jesus' lungs!!!!

Hell, you could use the same plastic bottle for both products.
Tap water in one, nothing but air in the other.

BUY NOW and SAVE!! GET TWO for the price of ONE !!!!

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