Tuesday, April 24, 2018

squash stroke

Body: Holy Crap! I think I am having a stroke.
Brain: LOL no you're not.
Body: don't laugh at me. what does FAST stand for again?
Brain: Fat Ass Slow Time
Body: no really, I'M DYING
Brain: do you think it might have something to do with it being 80 in your living room?
Body: Time?
Brain: or the 12 hours binge-watching House?
Body: YOU SHUT UP
Brain: LOL
Body: let's go to the store now that we are up and have our shoes one
Brain: um .... why did we go to the store again?
Body: LOL

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