911: What is your emergency?
School Official: Student brought a bomb to school
911: OMG! A BOMB! We are sending the bomb squad, evacuate the school.
School Moron: Well not a real bomb.
911: Ok, we are sending an officer.
...
Officer: OK, show me the bomb.
Officer - talking to the kid: Um, so this is a clock?
Ahmed: Yup, a clock
Officer: Cool!
Officer - placing the School Moron under arrest, handcuffing him/her: You are under arrest. It is a federal felony to call in a false bomb threat. The FBI will be taking you into custody. Dont worry kid, this moron wont be back. Ever.
Ahmed: Thanks!
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