Friday, October 21, 2016

ID 2 - all the stupids

1) you have antigravity, but something is falling on the moon ... haha
morons

2) the falling thing is going to fall on mission control
because we are too stupid and put people right underneath he weapon
HINT - weapon platforms are TARGETS ... never put people near them ... derp derp derp

3) rebels? LOLOL

4) oops the lights went on by itself ...

5) aliens are soooo stupid - their mothership controls all the rest ... single point of failure = MORON

6) you have anti-gravity and fusion power ... mhmm
so you would have a massive deep deep space sensor network
passive and active

7) moon hanger bay has only single door airlock?? ROFL

8) glasses .... sure ... ok ....

9) hubble ... just noticing saturn base it gone ... LOL
sorry, but with AG and fusion, you would be able to put sensors LIGHT YEARS OUT ...

10) ok, when the alien's sphere ship warps in .... DAMN PRETTY

11) one shot with the canon knocks the sphere away ... HAHAHAHAHA
inertial does not work that way

12) your hanger sucks so bad, that you yell at people to get out so you can launch ...
um .... each ship should have an independent hanger etc etc etc
redundancy is nice

we really need to have more smart people writing movies
and less hollywood <action here>
lololol

13) 20 years, and the debris field is still there?? LOLOLOL
because no way to move stuff if you have fusion and AG ...
FFS, You have all that mass in orbit, you would USE IT ....

14) 3000+ mile diameter ship ... we missed it ... hahah

15)  so the old ship had shields, but we didnt figure them out .... lol

16) moonbase destroyed with one shot, DUH, because we only have one gun, right at the base ... hahaha didnt see that coming - nope not at all

17) LOL defense system sucked so bad that they knocked out before you could fire once .... hhahaha

18) lol buildings falling up into the air ... unny and "pretty" ... but stupid ...

19) pilots have to scream while flying, otherwise you dont know that they are morons ... morons

20) so funny story - FIRE IS FUCKING HOT
if the fire is BIG, you can feel the RADIANT HEAT from it ... from a long distance ...

21) lol but hospital choppers still have propellers ... hahah

22) derp, but the white house JUST MISSED getting hit ... ffs that is stupid

23) oh look, aliens can use our alien tech guns ... lol

24) oh look stupid dad didnt die, when his boat was capsized ... ffs hollywood ... almost like you have no brains ... none at all

25) she ... hive mom has arrived ... lol

26) they want our molten core .... hahaha

27) cold fusion warheads in bombers ... not missiles ?? LOL
and the ship has shields, so why would bombers get through ??? wow this is sooo bad

28) kill me now

29) oh look, all our fighters and bombers are in one bay ... morons
why wouldnt there be 1000s of bases spread everywhere ... oh right ... we are stupid ...

30) HAHA HAHAHAAH HAAH bombs didnt work ... DUH

31) 7 percent RTB ... lololol

32) everyone died in the line of succession? dont the rules forbid them all being in the same place? HAHA HAHAHA

33) worst writing ever

34) alien ship has fields of giant aloe plants ... yup ... is dumber than dumb

35) oh look, the alien mom had a giant suit and will fight ... just like aliens ..
yup dumber than dumb

36) sole survivor ... and we blew up their ship ... hahaha morons

37) oh look, we can fly these alien fighters ... hahaha oops they closed the doors
we not leaving anyone else behind ... because that has been the dumbest policy ever

38) worst speeches ever - thoughts and prayers - cause our tech and strats are terribad

39) first you wait for the dog, then you have a school bus chase, then you have 6 minutes to prevent the core from being stolen ... haha hahh ahahaa

40) you knew beeter, and yet you bought and watched this ... WTF is wrong with you

41) nope - if you want to see it, you have to buy it from me
























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