Sunday, November 18, 2018

Method 4: Dutch Oven

These onions were nearly indistinguishable from the stovetop onions in both appearance and flavor, and also required less babysitting. They still take about 45 minutes to cook, but they only need stirred every 15 minutes. This is our winner for alternative methods!
Because it’s the best method, here’s a printable of the instructions for you.

DUTCH OVEN CARAMELIZED VIDALIA ONIONS

yield: 2 CUPS
 
prep time: 5 MINUTES
 
cook time: 45 MINUTES
 
total time: 50 MINUTES

Ingredients:

  • 2 tablespoons of olive oil
  • 2-3 sweet onions, such as Vidalias, cut in half lengthwise, then sliced ⅛- to ¼-inch thick
  • ¼ cup red or white wine, beer, broth, balsamic vinegar, or water for deglazing
  • Salt and pepper, to taste

Directions:

  1. Preheat your oven to 400°F. Combine the oil and onions in a nonstick Dutch oven. Cover the Dutch oven with a lid. Bake for 40-45 minutes, stirring every 15 minutes, until the onions are deep brown in color.
  2. Remove the pan from the oven, add the deglazing liquid, and quickly scrape up the fond from the bottom and sides of the pan. Season with salt and pepper.

https://thecookful.com/how-to-caramelize-vidalia-onions/

Saturday, November 17, 2018

acosta

reporter 1 "when are you going to apologize to Acosta for being dicks?"
(*crickets*)
reporter 2 "no really, we can all leave you are not going to be an adult:
(*cricket*)
reporter 3 "no, we dont have any other questions. until this admin grows the fuck up, we are going to keep asking the same questions, asshole"
(*crickets*)
Reporter 4 "respect?? LOL respect is earned ... you have about 50 years before you could possibly earn any respect you lyinig pos"

fantasy list

>>>
I love this list so much ....
I have already read 18 of them ...
3 are already downloaded to read before I found this list ??? LOL


Keep in mind:
Discworld is 41!!!! novels (skip first two read equal rights or MORT!!! then go back)
Dresden is 15 (COLD DAYS!!! DAMM) with 5 more and then a 3 part finally!!)
(Read his Alera series!! )

The Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss
the best thing that you will ever read .... one of my all time faves

Dresden ... seriously ... there are like 20 books already in the series, what are you waiting for??
(skip first 3 and start with summer Knight ... first one is meh, next two are ok ish ... if you LIKE the 4th, go back or just go on ...)
(Cold Days .... DAMN!!!)

Mistborn is more SAnderson ... good fun
BUT ....
The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
second favorite series ..... DAMNNNNNN


READ ALREADY

1 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png ChroniclesofNarnia.jpg The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis First Book in the Series: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (1950) Description: C.S. Lewis’ kindhearted Narnia series sometimes feels like the yang to Tolkien’s serious and moody yin, which makes sense, given that the two Inklings were close friends for decades. Lewis’ series, though, is too often reduced to the child-friendly The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It’s the other entries that feel more epic and filled with heraldic magic, such as the high-seas adventure and beautiful vistas of Voyage of the Dawn Treader, or the wondrous moments of Narnia’s birth in The Magician’s Nephew. The way time passes so quickly in Narnia vs. our own world also infuses the series with a gentle but persistent sense of remorse; constant reminders that all things are impermanent. Even the great empires of our heroes in one entry are all swept away by the time we reach the next, ultimately showing us many sides of the land of Narnia. —Jim Vorel 2 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png ChroniclesofPrydain.jpg The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander First Book in the Series: The Book of Three (1964) Description: In an age when any successful tween series is hyped as a potential film franchise, Lloyd Alexander’s pentalogy has managed to stay out of the limelight (Disney’s unfortunate 1985 film The Black Cauldron notwithstanding). Soaked gently in Welsh mythos without being beholden to it, this coming-of-age tale of Assistant Pig-Keeper Taran and his friends tells a story that’s both high fantasy and touchingly human. As a result, the series is a great introduction to the genre, as Taran, Eilonwy, Flewddur Fflam, Gurgi and Doli are characters who will hold their own in the reader’s memory alongside famous hobbits and talking lions. —Michael Burgin 3 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Chroniclesofthomascovenant.jpg The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant by Stephen R. Donaldson First Book in the Series: Lord Foul’s Bane (1977) Description: Though Stephen R. Donaldson’s trilogy is undeniably derivative of Tolkien (an immensely powerful ring, staff-wielding magic users, an unseen foe of supreme malevolence, etc.), the writer pulls one of the greatest switcheroos of reader loyalty seen in fantasy: its protagonist is one of the most grating main characters to ever anchor a series. Granted, Thomas Covenant has reasons to be unpleasant: leprosy sucks. But since it’s on this list, Donaldson’s trilogy obviously has plenty else going for it—the Bloodguard and some amazing battles, not the least. Yet loving The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant is about loving the Land. It’s a world where the relationship between people and stone and wood and animals is depicted with a richness that makes you care for it deeply. With The Lord of the Rings, you root for the hobbits, for Aragorn and Gandalf and Gimli and Legolas. But you don’t root for Thomas Covenant. Instead, you root for the Land and against the forces that threaten it. It just so happens that this self-loathing leper seems, inescapably, the best hope to defeat Lord Foul and company. —Michael Burgin 4 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Discworld.jpg Discworld by Terry Pratchett First Book in the Series: The Colour of Magic (1983) Description: Terry Pratchett was a voice sorely needed in the regal, sonorous fantasy genre, where so many authors have imagined themselves as the next Tolkienesque figure. That wasn’t for Pratchett, whose Discworld books imagined what might happen if the characters of an ostensibly high fantasy-type universe grew up a little, only to develop thoroughly modern foibles and anxieties. By transferring much of the action to the stinking, grimy underbelly of an industrial-era city, Pratchett gave us answers to fantasy questions that no one had even thought to ask—i.e., what kind of menial city labor is appropriate for trolls? The sprawling comic mythology of the series simultaneously highlights different ends of the Disc continent while returning time and time again to persistent groups of beloved characters hailing from different tiers of the social strata—The City Watch, the Witches, the inept wizard Rincewind, the devious Patrician of the city, etc. Pratchett’s comedy is rooted in absurdism, and each entry combines real character-building with an outside threat that ultimately builds to a madcap conclusion with universe-wide consequences. —Jim Vorel 5 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Dragonriders.jpg Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey First Book in the Series: Dragonflight (1968) Description: Great fantasy writing teases the imagination, and I still remember the feeling of reading those first Pern books as a child—the wonder of dragons who bonded with their riders through telepathic communication was almost too much to bear. There was no vocation on this earth more enticing than to protect my world from the plague of Thread while mounted on my fire-breathing steed and best friend. But I would have settled for becoming a harper like Menolly, writing songs with telepathic fire-lizard pets to keep me company. Anne McAffrey found endless stories to tell in her land of dragons, enough to fill 22 novels and two collections of short stories, but her first two trilogies remain classics today. —Josh Jackson 6 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png DresdenFiles.jpg The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher First Book in the Series: Storm Front (2000) Description: Hard-boiled detective fiction set in Chicago with a wizard cast as a PI? The premise for Jim Butcher’s immensely popular series has to be one of the biggest “Why didn’t I think of that?!” combos since the birth of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. The mash-up of two well-established pulp genres gives Jim Butcher’s stories a prefab structure that fans of both fantasy and detective noir can immediately recognize—even as it allows the author to skip some of the more onerous aspects of world-building and get right to the action, all the while polishing the very tropes and clichés he used to get a head start. The result is a pulp series that feels both modern and retro, and which, like any good pulp series, has ample content (15 novels and one anthology) for all your bingeing needs. —Michael Burgin 7 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Earthsea.jpg The Earthsea Cycle by Ursula K. Le Guin First Book in the Series: A Wizard of Earthsea (1968) Description: The Lord of the Rings gets extensive head-nods in the fantasy world, but another title that tackled massive world-building (and influenced writers like Neil Gaiman) was Ursula K. Le Guin’s Earthsea Cycle. The series’ six titles, which were published between 1968 and 2001, dived into an archipelago that strayed happily from our own world. We may immediately think of wizarding education in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, but many point to its origin in Earthsea. The series follows a young mage through the daunting task of bringing balance to the world of magic—a theme that American moviegoers are well aware of in 2016. To this day, Le Guin’s influence is a strong pulse in the ever-evolving fantasy world. —Tyler R. Kane 8 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png FirstLaw.jpg The First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie First Book in the Series: The Blade Itself (2006) Description: Fantasy is a genre that depends on reliable world-building, but fans of Joe Abercrombie’s First Law Trilogy hoist its titles high for another reason: superior characterization. Though promises of barbarians, wizards and multi-territory conflicts should be enough to engage readers, First Law fans delight in scenarios that see their protagonists not only excel at the labels they’re given, but indulge in their worst behaviors. The first installment, The Blade Itself, explores a broad, world-worn cast: a military officer, a barbarian, a man with magical properties and a torturer. Within his three novels, Abercrombie unravels a world through the eyes of deeply flawed characters, crafting more emotionally engaging stories as a result. —Tyler R. Kane 9 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png HarryPotter.jpg Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling First Book in the Series: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (1997) Description: What began as a children’s series about an orphaned boy whisked away to a magical school developed into one of the most beloved book franchises of all time, turning its then-unknown author into a billionaire. But forget the movies, the theme parks, the college Quidditch teams and the ubiquitous halloween costumes. None of that would exist if this coming-of-age story, told over seven novels, wasn’t so completely enchanting. J.K. Rowling’s wizarding world is so well developed—and her characters so lifelike—that legions of fans abandoned work, social interaction and even sleep every time a new entry was released. It earned its place alongside the giants of the fantasy genre with gripping tales about the boy who lived. —Josh Jackson 10 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Kingkiller.jpg The Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss First Book in the Series: The Name of the Wind (2007) Description: With only two books published relatively recently (and a related novella), it could be argued that the unfinished Kingkiller trilogy doesn’t belong on this list. But only someone who hasn’t read these books would make that argument, as no other fantasy novels so easily shrug off their genre tag with such gorgeous prose. Kvothe’s tale is not an epic hero journey. Told as a regretful autobiography by a secluded innkeeper, it’s a life lived large, filled with magic and adventure, sure, but also with love, music and the trials of a poor student just trying to survive until the next meal. There is no book I’m more excited to read (The Winds of Winter included) than the final entry of this series. And along with the strange and lyrical novella, The Slow Regard of Silent Things, there are no other books I would recommend more to someone wanting to dip their toe into fantasy waters. —Josh Jackson 11 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png LordoftheRings.jpg The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien First Book in the Series: The Fellowship of the Ring (1954) Description: J.R.R. Tolkien spent a dozen years building the world of Middle Earth between The Hobbit’s publication and the completion of Frodo’s epic journey to Mordor in The Return of the King. Every location the Fellowship encountered possessed a rich history and language, showcasing songs and poetry and mythology that always spoke of more beyond the page. But it was the four simple hobbits, bravely facing a world far larger and darker than their home in the Shire, that made every strange encounter relatable. Fighting orcs and spiders and worse, there was a nobility inverse to their size and a struggle between good and evil that resonates 62 years later. —Josh Jackson
12 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Mistborn.jpg Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson First Book in the Series: Mistborn: The Final Empire (2006) Description: Brandon Sanderson’s ambitious Mistborn “umbrella” encompasses four series within a world called Scadrial, beginning with a trilogy following an orphan girl in a medieval setting. The second series takes place 300 years later, focusing on best friends living during an Industrial Revolution-like era. Sanderson plans to write two more series (one in a modern, urban setting, the other in a futuristic, sci-fi setting), ensuring that Mistborn will appeal to readers of multiple genres. With a rich history and an original magic system that flourishes alongside the characters, Mistborn proves to be a landmark addition to the fantasy realm. —Frannie Jackson 13 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png NightAngel.jpg The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks First Book in the Series: The Way of Shadows (2008) Description: “Wetboys are to assassins like a tiger is to a kitten,” says Kylar Stern, the orphan-turned-wetboy protagonist of Brent Weeks’ Night Angel Trilogy. Kylar exists within a gritty world where greed and elemental magic exist in equal measure. Thrust into a conflict of world-shattering significance, he must choose between tranquility or violence to protect the life he knows. Weeks weaves realistic characters and a creative magic system into a narrative of epic scope, delivering a compelling trilogy that deserves its place among the best stories in fantasy. —Frannie Jackson 14 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Shanarra.jpg Shannara by Terry Brooks First Book in the Series: The Sword of Shannara (1977) Description: To say Shannara is a series of books is like saying the Olympics are a sporting event. This fantasy tale encompasses 10 stories, with each story averaging a trilogy of books. The books are linked together by a family that manifests a magic user or two every few generations, a mysterious druid order and a tree that holds back hoards of demons. Your only question is whether to read the books in the order they were written or to tackle them in chronological order, since Terry Brooks wrote as many stories preceding The Sword of Shannara as those that follow. Don’t let the new MTV series The Shannara Chronicles lead you astray; this is a world worth exploring. —Rich Jackson 15 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png SongofIceandFire.jpg A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin First Book in the Series: A Game of Thrones (1996) Description: While only five of the planned seven books have been published—worrying fans, HBO and George R.R. Martin himself—what we’ve already been given is so epic in scope as to (almost) make Middle Earth appear quaint by comparison. There are so many different players on the chessboard, struggling for either power, survival or revenge, that the fifth volume could only deal with half of its key characters. But all of the religions, customs and histories of the seven kingdoms of Westeros and the free cities to the east still fit together as they jostle for position. Martin has been criticized for killing off his characters, but the brutality of this Machiavellian, patriarchal society only serves to make us care more deeply about the innocent and afflicted underdogs of the realm. —Josh Jackson 16 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Stormlight.jpg The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson First Book in the Series: The Way of Kings (2010) Description: Brandon Sanderson is a masterfully technical worldbuilder, and the magic in his books follows a precise logic that gives it natural boundaries. But his greater gift is with character. The danger of fantasy literature is that its inhabitants can be so far removed from our world as to be completely unrelatable. But Kaladin and Shallan, two main characters in The Way of Kings and Words of Radiance, are so full of personality that their struggles in a war with monumental ramifications, though completely unlike anything we’ll ever face, feel real. We’re only two books into what Sanderson plans to be a 10-book series, but it’s already one of the most original and intricate fantasy worlds put to paper. —Josh Jackson 17 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png SwordofTruth.jpg The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind First Book in the Series: Wizard’s First Rule (1994) Description: A true fantasy epic, Terry Goodkind’s The Sword of Truth series follows two story arcs across 16 novels (averaging about 700 pages each) and one novella. The series centers upon Richard Cypher, a woods guide-turned-Seeker of Truth, and Kahlan, a Confessor (i.e. a woman with magical powers who also seeks the truth). Their myriad adventures, interwoven with practical teachings known as the “Wizard’s Rules,” highlight the creative and lasting power of Goodkind’s novels. —Frannie Jackson 18 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png WheelofTime.jpg The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan First Book in the Series: The Eye of the World (1990) Description: When it comes to building a world and the magic that comes with it, The Wheel of Time is part of an elite group. The depth of characters and storylines that Robert Jordan created is staggering, but it’s understandable when you realize the series borders on 12,000 pages. Not only did Jordan write about the clash of different cultures, peoples and lands, but he also invented a world where women control magic and men are tainted by it. Like George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire, you’ll wonder about halfway through how Jordan could successfully weave the threads together in the end. Sadly, Jordan died in 2007 while working on the final book, but Brandon Sanderson did a brilliant job of finishing the series while working from Jordan’s notes. The result is an enthralling conclusion that will stand the test of time. —Rich Jackson


A Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png BlackCompany.jpg The Black Company by Glen Cook First Book in the Series: The Black Company (1984) Description: Good fantasy tales rely on world building, and Glen Cook’s Black Company series has this in spades. The tales cover more than 400 years of rich history across the 10 novels, three sub-series and plenty of short stories that followed. Though a series’ title isn’t always telling for literal descriptions of the adventures within, The Black Company couldn’t be a better fit; the collection mulls morality within a group of hired mercenaries in a multi-dimensional world of wizards and magic. Aside from fantasy aficionados, Cook found an eager audience in real-life soldiers, too, who embraced The Black Company’s more true-to-life portrayal of mercenaries handling life within their chosen profession. —Tyler R. Kane B Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png BrokenEmpire.jpg The Broken Empire Trilogy by Mark Lawrence First Book in the Series: Prince of Thorns (2011) Description: Mark Lawrence’s Broken Empire Trilogy wraps a war epic around a family drama within a coming-of-age story, creating a multi-layered fantasy series steeped in dark magic. Physically and emotionally scarred after watching the murders of his mother and brother, Jorg Ancrath, the titular “Prince of Thorns,” transitions from a tortured child to a callous leader vying for the throne. Beyond delivering memorable (if sometimes vicious) characters, Lawrence’s trilogy presents the all-too-common “teen fighting to unite the land” storyline with a twist: this protagonist won’t hesitate to leave a trail of corpses in his wake. —Frannie Jackson


C Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Malazan.jpg Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson First Book in the Series: Gardens of the Moon (1999) Description: In terms of world-building, Steven Erikson’s 10-book series is by far the most sweeping, astounding endeavor undertaken in epic fantasy. Ever. Its scope is staggering, making Tolkien’s Middle Earth look like Milne’s Hundred Acre Wood. The action spans continents, dimensions and, oh yeah, millennia. Robust, intriguing systems of magic? Two or three. Add to this a fresh takes on elves, the undead, shapeshifters and dragons (as well as the introduction of some new entries for the fantasy menagerie), along with a number of jaw-dropping battles over the course of the series, and you have an epic story that will leave even the most jaded fantasy reader awestruck. —Michael Burgin

NEXT MAYBE


X1 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png DarkElf.jpg The Dark Elf Trilogy by R.A. Salvatore First Book in the Series: Homeland (1990) Description: Role-play gaming and fantasy novels have gone hand-in-hand for most of their existence, but it’s a path that can be dangerous for casual fans to explore. On one hand, the game-based fiction provides an otherwise impossible immersion to such a world. On the other, it can be a painful slog through clumsily written fantasy fiction. Thankfully for fans of Dungeons and Dragons’ Forgotten Realms sector, that’s rarely been an issue. R.A. Salvatore’s contributions to Forgotten Realms are some of the series’ most beloved, and among its best titles is The Dark Elf Trilogy, which brings the vibrant history of elf Drizzt Do’Urden to life. This is one of the rare instances where a series such as this one reached mass audiences; the final tale, Sojourn, turned heads with a spot on the New York Times bestseller list. —Tyler R. Kane
X2 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png GentlemanBastards.jpg The Gentleman Bastard Sequence by Scott Lynch First Book in the Series: The Lies of Locke Lamora (2006) Description: The Gentleman Bastards, led by professional thief Locke Lamora, prove that gloriously three-dimensional characters can exist within a rich fantasy world, adding depth to the setting rather than existing in spite of it. Throughout Scott Lynch’s three published books (with four more to come), Locke and his friends have consistently undertaken cons and heists so astonishing—yet believable—that fans of Ocean’s Eleven and Patrick Rothfuss alike will find their adventures ridiculously entertaining. With the Gentleman Bastard Sequence, Lynch reminds us that fantasy is an absolute joy to read. —Frannie Jackson
X3 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png HisDarkMaterials.jpg His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman First Book in the Series: The Golden Compass (1995) Description: Between Nine Inch Nails’ landmark Further Down the Spiral tour, the fundamentalist-skewering film Se7en and Philip Pullman’s The Golden Compass, it’s safe to say Christianity and the mainstream media weren’t huge friends in 1995. But unlike the disturbing exploitation of the first two head-turners, Pullman’s fantasy masterwork tackled its philosophical adversary with intelligence and staggering imagination. The Golden Compass—or Northern Lights as it’s known in Pullman’s native England—set off a trilogy following a young girl named Lyra as she adventured through multiple universes with a device that could answer any question. Pullman’s world(s) building is intoxicating, concocting a reality where children manifest souls as animal companions before the Magesterium severs their bond, rendering the kids as inert slaves. The fact that The Boston Globe would uncover a far more insidious parallel of this scenario seven years later speaks to a relevancy that a blockbuster film adaptation couldn’t hope to achieve. But as Lyra attempts to liberate the multiverse from theological rule, His Dark Materials pulls off a monumental accomplishment: enchantment and provocation in equal turn. —Sean Edgar
X4 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Magicians.jpg The Magicians Trilogy by Lev Grossman First Book in the Series: The Magicians (2009) Description: While the shorthand description for Lev Grossman’s trilogy was “Harry Potter for grown-ups,” that ignored two facts: 1. Harry Potter was already for grown-ups. 2. Despite its magical school setting, the series owed more to the wonder of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia series than to J.K. Rowling’s books. There’s plenty of college-age angst in the first entry, but as the focus shifts from Brakebills College for Magical Pedagogy to the fantastical world of Fillory, captured in a set of children’s books that have long fascinated young protagonist Quentin Coldwater, Lev Grossman opens up his heart. Each book cares a little more deeply about its characters, who face the same struggles for meaning and purpose that the rest of us do. —Josh Jackson

X5 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Pendragon.jpg The Pendragon Cycle by Stephen R. Lawhead First Book in the Series: Taliesin (1987) Description: While you might be tempted to pass on yet another take on the legend of King Arthur, this one is arguably the best. With extensive research to back him up, Stephen R. Lawhead takes on the infamous legend and transforms it into a fascinating story that could have happened. The first book tackles the story of Merlin’s parents and the Lost City of Atlantis, while the second focuses on Merlin growing up among both druids and monks. Arthur does not show up until book three, but the journey to get there is what makes this six-book series so engaging. In a genre overcrowded with Arthurian books and movies, this one is worth the read. —Rich Jackson X6 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png realmofelderlings.jpg The Realm of the Elderlings by Robin Hobb First Book in the Series: Assassin’s Apprentice (1995) Description: Encompassing multiple series set in the same fictional world, Robin Hobb’s Realm of the Elderlings delivers adventure in a variety of arenas. Three series follow the life of royal bastard and assassin FitzChivalry (The Farseer Trilogy, The Tawny Man Trilogy and The Fitz and the Fool Trilogy), while two others explore the sea trade and dragons in the same world (The Liveship Traders Trilogy and The Rain Wild Chronicles, respectively). The interwoven stories found in the Realm of the Elderlings novels prove that Hobb can successfully build a rich fantasy world while simultaneously exploring the daily lives of beloved characters. —Frannie Jackson X7 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Redwall.jpg Redwall by Brian Jacques First Book in the Series: Redwall (1986) Description: Brian Jacques’ sprawling Redwall series, written and published over 15 years and totaling 22 novels, may have been your favorite as a kid. But stories following the brave residents of Redwall Abbey and Mossflower Woods are the kind of YA fiction that mesmerizes readers of all ages. Published in non-linear order, the series takes place in a familiar medieval world inhabited by various anthropomorphic animals. From Martin the Warrior to Salamandastron, the courageous mice and wicked stouts who clash are endearing, but these aren’t Disney stories. The danger feels threatening enough to lend high stakes to the battle of good and evil. And even if it’s safe to say a happy ending is always around the corner, the books are so entertaining that it’s easy to get swept up in the action. —Bridey Heing

X8 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png Temeraire.jpg Temeraire by Naomi Novik First Book in the Series: His Majesty’s Dragon (2007) Description: In a genre that has become formulaic, Naomi Novik breaks the mold and delivers a series that is unlike anything else. Imagine how the Napoleonic War would have played out if intelligent dragons were part of the conflict, and you have the start of Novik’s continuing saga. What makes this series so engaging is the effort Novik has put into creating the society of dragons. Dragons range in size and skillset, hailing from different cultures and proving that humans are not the only sentient race. Part fantasy and part alternative history, the Temeraire series promises to captivate you. —Rich Jackson

probably NEVER
Z1 Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 4.07.05 PM.png DarkTower.jpeg The Dark Tower by Stephen King First Book in the Series: The Gunslinger (1982) Description: You probably associate Stephen King’s name with another brand of genre fiction, but that’s no reason to discount his forays past traditional horror. With The Dark Tower, King masterfully blends dark fantasy, western and horror across eight tales, which were released between 1982 and 2012. The story’s Wild West-esque environment might not appear to be the ideal landscape for fantasy, but the trials and travels of its main character, the Gunslinger, are more Lord of the Rings than Clint Eastwood. And though fans have different opinions on the best installments within the series, its continuity and whether it will receive the film adaptation it deserves, The Dark Tower series has proven worthy of its decades-spanning discussion. —Tyler R. Kane

Thursday, November 15, 2018

music

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls051517906/ top 100 artists

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/100-greatest-guitarists-153675/eddie-hazel-43560/


facebook FUCK

SOOOO
HOW do we organize a week long boycott of FB??
ALL NEXT WEEK ....
and all XMAS WEEK

until she is fired for cause ... along with the rest of the board??

that article ... was terrifying ... pure science fiction ...
ANYONE with enough cash can control any country???

cyberwarfare is real

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

con vs prog

SO I got INTO it with a friend (liberal) about "not all conservatives"

AND .... what does that mean.
WHAT does a sane conservative stand for??
Small government? GOP have been small gov since NIXON
no healthcare, food, housing, education for the poors/poc?
HOW is that a "good" thing or conservative?

all that I could think of was ...
conservatives want to tell everyone ELSE how to act:
who they can marry, who they can fuck, lock up pot smokers, GOPCHRISTIAN (tm) good, everyone else evil
pollute !! no regulations
(hey, rememeber when that fertilizer factory in texas exploded?? strange ... they wanted socialism to come put out the fires and rescue the injured and dead)

while liberal want to let people live their lives.
(as long as LIVING your life doesnt include fucking over everyone else)

dont get me started on the death penalty and abortion
(dig up the history on abortion and fundies. it was a NON-issue for them, until someone decided that they could get fundie votes by making it an issue)

sigh
IS IT ....
Conservative = me me me
Progressive = everyone



songs for my after funeral party

TRUE STORY ....
I had a friend come live with me for 6 months or so.
Mentally and Physically abused. Stage 4 endometriosis.
Constant level 8 pain, with spikes to 11. No insurance.
Suicidal.

Told her to visit and stay, and if she couldn't make, no one should die alone.

She made it. She left after 6 years. Got married, got insurance, got treated, got a little bit better. Survived. YAY HER!

(she sent me this link ... right before or right after leaving)
Shatters my soul every time I hear it.
That Chester killed himself a few years later ... makes the lyrics ... a million times more meaningful.

no regrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZIummTz9mM rescue me - 30 mars paint it black probably a TON from my itunes play list ... etc ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg&feature=share
petshop boiys what have I done to deserve this you can go your own way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4 jeff buckley halleluyah


quotes

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”



‘He said he was sorry he had never had a chance of talking herb-lore with me. Almost the last thing he ever said. I shan’t ever be able to smoke again without thinking of him, and that day, Pippin, when he rode up to Isengard and was so polite.’

‘Smoke, then, and think of him!’ said Aragorn. ‘For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning. Though your service to him was brief, it should be a memory glad and honourable to the end of your days.’

lists of books

http://bestfantasybooks.com/best-dark-fantasy-books

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/02/the-30-best-fantasy-book-series-of-all-time.html?a=1

https://adamvine.me/2017/05/12/my-10-favorite-dark-fantasy-books-that-arent-by-george-r-r-martin/




Tuesday, November 13, 2018

itune scripts and things

http://samsoft.org.uk/iTunes/scripts.asp#FindTracks


Wednesday, November 7, 2018

ipad - why to get it

https://gizmodo.com/why-an-ipad-is-still-worth-it-1830251341