things my boss forgot to ask me about during my interview

so over the years, we made a list of things my boss SHOULD have asked me when he was interviewing me.
you have been warned.
this list is in no particular order, there is some redundancy, nor does this include my good qualities. no wait, these are my good qualities??
HAH

insubordination
lying
english
polite
annoying
obnoxious
noxious (burps)
maturity
nosy
shut up
lazy
RUDE (gruff)
irritable
impatient
profane
disruptive
crazy
weird
pushy
spelling
corruptor
responsible
flaky
immature
whining
liberal
yacker
never says please
doesn't listen
argumentative
nice
inflexible