Tuesday, February 25, 2020

“I think the likely outcome is that it will ultimately not be containable.”

we be fucked - LOL

Lipsitch predicts that, within the coming year, some 40 to 70 percent of people around the world will be infected with the virus that causes COVID-19. But, he clarifies emphatically, this does not mean that all will have severe illnesses. “It’s likely that many will have mild disease, or may be asymptomatic,” he said.




Friday, February 21, 2020

shut the fuck up and watch this now

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0709216/





Thursday, February 20, 2020

Offline

Caught a great npr.
Emancipation!

https://www.google.com/search?q=hair+love&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS884US884&hl=en-US&prmd=vni&sxsrf=ACYBGNTysPQ5oMf7vAtTGY6bSRR_nc0vuw:1580494633281&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPp76pua7nAhWtmHIEHea7DJIQ_AUoAXoECBUQAQ&biw=1194&bih=721


get your DAMN FLU SHOTS !! DUH!!!
https://abc7.com/amp/5890408/

well we knew that this was the likely outcome. abuse of body? he buried her, HOW is that abusive??
https://abcnews.go.com/US/slain-alabama-woman-texted-friends-trouble-died-accidental/story?id=68660579



Ugh. Microwave won’t run on. Even with slamming door and turning turn table. Heh.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/01/us/politics/des-moines-register-polls-iowa-caucus.html
Shitty poll about a shitty caucus.

Boom
https://www.universetoday.com/119733/how-quickly-does-a-supernova-happen/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SN_1987A

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanduleak_-69_202
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutrino_astronomy

Here’s a thought - Bernie and his bro’s can’t handle reality during the primaries (proved in 2016 and again now), how the FUCK are they going to survive if he is the nominee and the gop hate machine kicks into full gear??

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/11/2/16588964/america-epistemic-crisis

https://cyber.harvard.edu/publications/2017/08/mediacloud


http://wilkins.law.harvard.edu/projects/2017-08_mediacloud/Graphics/Fig7_11.pdf

https://www.polygon.com/tv/2020/2/20/21146152/the-mandalorian-making-of-video-unreal-engine-projection-screen?ICID=ref_fark

It's not enough to live. You have to have something to live for.

FUCK AMERICA
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-rules-mexican-parents-can-t-sue-border-patrol-n1142486?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark







Friday, February 14, 2020

I've got frontal lobe on my instep.
- as greeting go, I've had warmer.

I should not be left alone.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/220301773/washable-toilet-paperfamily-cloth?gpla=1&gao=1&&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIi_HhlaHS5wIVzJyzCh3Eage8EAQYAyABEgLx6vD_BwE&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark


Friday, September 27, 2019

Why would you think that they would suddenly find trump to be unacceptable?
Pussy Grabber? fine
racism? fine
adulterer? fine
fuck porn stars? fine
lie cheat and steal? fine
lying piece of shit? fine
hate filled bag of orange puss? fine
funnel everything into his pocket? fine
loves putin and hates americans? fine
only hires criminals and cronies? fine
wants to fuck his daughters? fine

Friday, August 16, 2019

Carnitas - the final version

INGREDIENTS
4–5 lbs. pork shoulder - do not trim off the extra fat, it will render and is part of the cooking
5 cloves garlic
Add an onion or two big chucks meh semi-optional

1 TABLEspoon salt
1 TABLEspoon chili powder (double or triple for spicy)

1 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1/2 teaspoon White pepper
1/2 teaspoon cumin

* these add amazing accents to the flavor, too much will ruin it
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon clove
1/4 teaspoon coriander

(optional) - Dry rub the meat with spicies
(optional) - Brown in hot oil.
(optional) - Lightly Saute garlic and onions.
Look, this is going to slow cook for HOURS and HOURS, none of the above steps are really needed.

Cook in 1-2 cups sunflower oil. You only need to fill about halfway, the rendered pork fat and
Slow cook on high - 8 hours
(optional) - Turn Every hour or so. Not needed, but ....

It is DONE when the meat falls off the bones
Remove from the pot, shread with big forks, or slice like pork chops.

Save some of the fat for PART TWO - THE FRYING
Heat the spicy fat in a pan.
Sear the shreded pork to create crispy bits of the gods.
Great with eggs for breakfast, or tacos, or toss on spreaded lettuce to stick with the keto theme,
or, like me, added quac/avocado and salsa verde and eat out of the bowl with a spoon.






Thursday, August 15, 2019

fuck the wheel of time and shitty robert jordan

Robert Jordan has stated that he consciously intended the early chapters of The Eye of the World to evoke the Shire of Middle-Earth i
He admits that he copied everything .... shudder

The series starts in the Two Rivers (( the shire )) , a near-forgotten district of the country of Andor (( Arnor if I change one word, no one will notice!!)) .
An Aes Sedai (( wizzard )) , Moiraine (( gandalf )) , and her Warder Lan (( Aragorn, a prince in hiding )), arrive in the village of Emond's Field, secretly aware that servants of the Dark One are searching for a young man living in the area.

Moiraine is unable to determine which of three youths (Rand al'Thor (( frodo )) , Matrim Cauthon (( Sam )) , or Perrin Aybara (( MerryPippin )) ) is the Dragon Reborn, and leads all three of them from the Two Rivers, along with their friend Egwene al'Vere. Nynaeve al'Meara, the village wise-woman, later joins them. Gleeman Thom Merrilin also travels with the group.

The first novel depicts their flight from various agents of the Shadow and their attempts to reach the Aes Sedai city of Tar Valon.