new laptop

old lenovo
https://www.notebookcheck.net/Review-Update-Lenovo-ThinkPad-T440s-20AQ0069GE-Notebook.110564.0.html

external laptop colling

https://smile.amazon.com/s/ref=smi_www_rco2_go_smi_g2609328962?_encoding=UTF8&hvadid=177208934049&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1016367&hvnetw=g&hvpone=&hvpos=1t1&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvrand=13129954077963855272&hvtargid=kwd-85227985310&ie=UTF8&index=electronics&keywords=mini%20vacuum%20air%20extracting%20usb&ref=pd_sl_47oub98oxb_b&tag=googhydr-20

alptop key nightmare hah ahahaha a

Just press Fn+Esc and try again. 
1+esc 

fixes it ... wheee

UK castles derp

https://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/fbaf/visitbritain/british-castles-you-can-rent-for-100-per-night-or-less?utm_term=.pjnW0pkMEE#.wdv1RbkYdd
england
castles
uk
cheap

DOH couch

(rubs brown spot on brown couch)

Dammit ... I got chocolate on the couch again.

(gets a wet tissue rubs some more)

(Nothing ... still there)

DAMMIT Brown Leather looks like chocolate.

(clearly if I dont get chocolate soon, I am going to be licking the couch)

sous vide ribs

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/09/sous-vide-pork-ribs-recipe-food-lab.html

partition recovery file recovery etc

DMDE

Finds partitions, recovers files from them

oh, others do that, you say?

You can hook up two drives and say they're part of a raid array and it will FIGURE OUT how to read them!

It tries all the diffrent stripe size settings and everything and shows you which is the most likely correct one.

Which reminds me, never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever use raid0 again