Pot 101 - for you people who are trying for first time or after a few decades off.
0) the LD50 for thc is 1300mg/kg. For a 100kg person, that’s 130 grams of pure thc. 4.5 ounces of pure thc. Bud averages less than 20% thc. So you would have to smoke 20 ounces of weed. To hit the ld50, and have a 50-50 chance of death.
So no matter what, don’t go to the er, just call me. Lol
1) edibles. Don’t.
Seriously. Don’t. Wait until later.
10mg doses in 100mg packages and you have no clue what to do.
(Cue stories about stupid reporters who eat the whole package and experience TRIPPING BALLS)
These are perfect for deep pain and for sleep.
Get indica. Take a quarter, wait 3 hours. Increase until giggles.
The “problem” with edibles is that your body will continue to absorb thc from the edible until you are done digesting it. You gonna be high for hours.
Which is perfect for sleeping.
But you tried a quarter and nothing. So you ate the whole thing and nothing and three pieces later that pattern on the ceiling is soooooo pretty
2) vape pens - the ecig form is awesommmmeeee.
No smoke, no mess, this Is for me.
(Popcorn lung? Lolololol. Nope. That happened to morons buying illegal crap, laced with vitamin D because it is healthier, right?!)
Benefits are huge.
No fire, no smoke, sort of. No ash. Quicker.
Dose titration: you take a hit, hold it, exhale. Tada.
Wait a bit, pass it? We don’t pass anymore in the land of covid.
Take another. Within a few hits, you get the giggles(sativa) or yawns(indica).
And this is what you think is what you are looking for but ....
But it is sooooooo easy to take five more hits. Hey, you are watching your show and ... laughing.
3) bud - get some prerolled joints with filters.
“But fire” shut up.
Dosing is the same as a vape pen.
But.
And it is a huge butt. (Insert tasteless joke here)
If you put it down, it goes out. So you can’t JUST take another hit.
And if you finish it, you have to find another one, meh, the couch is nice.
There is a much better moderation with fire.
An analogy:
Edibles would be like a time release sedative, takes forever, lasts forever.
Vape is like a bottle of vodka on table next to the couch.
Joints are like a beer. You have get up off the couch to get another cold one.
